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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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Hello.
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♪ Let's fall in love ♪
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♪ Why shouldn't
We fall in love ♪
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♪ Our hearts are made of it ♪
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♪ Let's take a chance ♪
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♪ Why be afraid of it? ♪
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♪ Let's fall in love ♪
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♪ Why shouldn't
We fall in love? ♪
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♪ Our hearts are made of it
Let's take a chance ♪
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♪ Why be afraid of it ♪
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♪ Let's close our eyes ♪
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♪ And make our
Own paradise ♪
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♪ Little we know of it
Still we can try ♪
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♪ To make a go of it ♪
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♪ We might have... ♪
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♪ Let's fall in love ♪
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♪ Why shouldn't
We fall in love ♪
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Quiet!
All of you, quiet!
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♪ While we are young
Let's fall in love ♪
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♪ La-da-dum-duh-dee
Da-da-da-dum ♪
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♪ Let's fall in love ♪
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♪ Why shouldn't
We fall in love ♪
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♪ Now is the time for it
While we are young ♪
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♪ Let's fall in love ♪
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That was great.
That was great.
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Larry, you're back.
Joe... Oh...
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Boy, you got strong.
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Larry.
Tiny.
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Oh. Oh.
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My cigars.
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Skip it, honey.
You were terrific.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, Larry, it's so good
to see you.
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Yeah, and you're a big
success in a night club.
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I read your press notices.
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Exactly why I came back.
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To get you and your sister
to join my act.
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I can get us some terrific
bookings in New York.
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Well, sorry, Larry,
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but we're gonna stay
right here on the farm.
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Oh, sis, you...
You-You can't do that.
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Certainly not.
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With that supple voice
and that pretty face...
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Oh, Larry, do you still
think I'm pretty?
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I think you're prettier
than a spotted heifer.
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That's the sweetest thing
you ever said to me,
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but nevertheless, we're gonna
stay right here on the farm.
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Think of the money
you'll make.
Eh.
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Think of New York.
Uh-uh.
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The theater.
Nah.
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The lights.
Uh-uh.
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The food.
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Steaks that thick.
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Great, big, gorgeous lobsters.
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Chicken cacciatore.
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Spaghetti Tetrazzini.
Mm.
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And strawberry shortcake
with strawberries...
Hold it!
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And whipped cream... Stop!
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I couldn't eat another bite.
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Then it's a deal.
You've convinced me.
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When do we eat?
I mean, when do we leave?
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Right now.
Get packed.
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Okay.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You know I've always been afraid
to sing in front of people.
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I freeze up.
I get paralyzed.
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Aw, stage fright can be cured.
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I know just the guy
that can do it.
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Get packed.
Okay.
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Hey, we're on our way.
We're going.
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Oh, boy.
New York, here we come.
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Hey.
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What's the...
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And this is the young lady I was
telling you about, doctor.
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Pleased to meet you, young lady.
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Please, sit down.
Yes, sir.
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Gentlemen, take a chair.
Gee, thank you.
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Here, here, here.
Please don't take them home.
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Indian giver.
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And so:
Your name please.
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Tiny Landers.
Good.
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Where you was born?
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In bed.
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Hm. No, no,
I mean what state?
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Oh, uh, Kansas.
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And what part?
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All of me.
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It's a good thing
it's a big state.
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When you was a little girl
you ever did something naughty?
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Well, once I drank
a bottle of ink.
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Incredible.
Uh-uh, "indelible."
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So far you understand.
Nothing.
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Maybe you got a physical block.
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I see.
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Oh, my.
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Where you got those
beautiful blue eyes?
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They just came with her head.
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Please, my time is linament.
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I mean, "limited."
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Now, please, open your mouth
and push your tongue inside out.
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Good.
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It's a good thing you
don't use binoculars.
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No jokes.
Please, open your mouth.
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I don't want to walk in,
I just want to look.
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A-ha!
A-ha-ha-ha.
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What is it, doc?
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Nothing. I just thought
of something funny.
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Ooh.
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Please, go. Go.
I'll go.
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Off we go.
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Please, you come with me.
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Also:
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This way, over here.
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Now, please, lie down.
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Lie down?
But I'm not sleepy.
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Please, lie down.
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Yes, go.
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Now, I give you some words
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and you tell me the first thing
what comes to your mind.
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So I say "Los Angeles," you say:
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Smog.
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Smog. Good.
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Now, I say "giraffe":
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Great neck.
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Nein.
Ten.
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Eleven.
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Now you have got me doing that.
Now, please, pay attention.
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The next word: "rock."
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Roll.
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Rock 'n' roll...
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You know something?
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I sing and dance rock 'n' roll.
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But I am a much better dancer
than I am a singer.
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Really?
I show you.
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Very interesting.
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Danke sein.
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Come and tell me all about it.
Yes.
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Please, lie down.
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Oh, certainly.
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Now, tell me, sir. Why didn't
you study music and dancing?
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Well, you see, first I have
to study medicine and physics.
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I am the doctor is it!
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I am a dommkomf.
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Please, you sit.
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Now, you sit.
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As I understand, uh,
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your trouble is you cannot
sing in front of people, yeah?
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That's right, doctor.
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Then you are a necrophobe.
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Say, watch your language.
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Ach.
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I believe we better
probe into your past.
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Now, just relax and sleep.
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Sleep and relax.
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Relax and sleep.
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Just sleep.
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Sleep and relax.
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Just sleep.
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Just sleep.
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No, you don't. You're not gonna
jab me with that thing.
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It is nothing.
Just a little sodium
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pent-ten-ta-ten-ta-ten...
Truth serum.
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I don't care what it is.
No needles.
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I'm getting out of here.
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Wait.
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Don't get your brains
in an uproar.
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Sure, there's nothing to it.
I'll let him inject me first.
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Did you say something?
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Just a minute.
He's fainted.
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Just a minute, I give him
artificial respiration.
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Artificial? For what you charge,
you give him the real thing.
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Go away, you make me nervous.
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Don't get excited, doc...
Who's getting excited?
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Mother, oh, it's you.
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Go away, you loafer.
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Not so loud.
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Don't pick on him.
Give it to him, Larry.
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Yeah.
He gave it to you.
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Oh, shut up.
Outside.
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All right.
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Now, please, young lady,
no more nonsense.
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And no more needles
and that's final.
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Ow!
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Easy, easy, easy.
Oh, my...
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I warned you not to jab
me with that thing.
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Now I...
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Oh, I feel so silly.
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I feel very, very sleepy.
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Good, good.
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Lie down, go to sleep.
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You are now drifting back.
Back to your childhood.
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You are now a little girl.
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Tiny is six years old.
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What did you want
to be when you were six?
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Seven.
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Tiny is four years old.
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What did you want
to be when you was four?
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Seven.
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You are in a rut.
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Tiny likes to sing.
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Tiny likes to play-act.
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Tiny likes to...
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I'm a little teapot,
short and stout.
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This is my handle,
and this is my spout.
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I can change my handle
and my spout.
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What can you do?
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Very good, now,
sing a song for daddy.
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Very well, but first
you must give me a kiss.
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There.
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♪ Yankee doodle
Went to town ♪
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♪ Riding on a pony ♪
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♪ Eating big, fat sandwiches ♪
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♪ Stuffed with sliced bologna ♪
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Thank you very much, Daddy.
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And now I will sing
a song for you
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and I will accompany
myself on the piano.
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Don't get too rough.
We just tuned that piano.
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♪ Three blind mice ♪
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♪ Three blind mice ♪
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♪ See how they run ♪
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♪ See how they run ♪
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♪ They all run after
The farmer's wife ♪
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♪ Who cut off their tails
With a carving knife ♪
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♪ Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life ♪
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♪ As three blind mice ♪
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♪ Three blind mice ♪
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♪ Three blind mice ♪
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Come on, Tiny, sing some more
for Uncle Louie and Uncle Joe.
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I can't.
I can't sing for people.
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We ain't people, we your uncles.
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Well, sing.
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I can't.
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I can't sing, Daddy.
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Dang-nabit, I'm gonna teach you
to sing in front of people
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is it's the last thing I do.
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Come along, here.
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Ow! Ow!
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Watch it, Horus.
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Why, you double-dyed
villain, you!
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Dag-nabit!
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I can't sing in front
of people, Daddy.
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I can't sing in front of people.
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A-ha.
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It is an open and shut case,
inside out and upside down.
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I can't sing in front of people,
Daddy, I can't.
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Just forget they are there.
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You see, you will
sing for everybody.
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People love to hear you sing.
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People love to hear me sing.
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I'll sing for everybody.
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I'll sing.
Ah, she is cured.
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A success.
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Yes, I love the...
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Oh, get me a doctor!
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Over here I think is a splinter.
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Here.
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ You better not get
Near my lips tonight ♪
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♪ Got a kiss that's
Like a flame ♪
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♪ If you touch my lips
You might ignite ♪
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♪ And you would have
Yourself to blame ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ I wanna know if men
Are men or mice ♪
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♪ Don't wanna whither
On the bough ♪
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♪ I might have formerly
Been cold as ice ♪
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♪ But I'm a forest fire now ♪
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♪ Got an awful lot of oats
That haven't been sewn ♪
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♪ They might start
A chain reaction and I ♪
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♪ Might explode ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ You're gonna hear
The sirens howl tonight ♪
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♪ Gonna see the building
Bounce ♪
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♪ The lady's
On the prowl tonight ♪
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♪ And behooves me to announce ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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Wow, listen to that audience.
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Boy, we made it.
Tiny, you were terrific.
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Oh, Larry.
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You were so good and you
must never again be afraid.
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In the whole world,
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there is nothing to be afraid.
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Absolutely nothing.
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A mice! A mice!
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A mice!